As the sun rises over the horizon of bureaucratic red tape, the Sprinkle Unit Notation System is born.
With a flick of the wrist and a dash of bureaucratic flair, we shall standardize the unstandardizable, quantify the unquantifiable, and bring order to the chaos of sprinkles.
Our committee has taken the liberty to create a new unit of measurement, the SprinkleUnit (SU). It is defined as:
1 SU = 1/1000th of a pinch of salt
Using this definition, we have created a table of standard units for everyday measurement:
| Unit | Definition |
|---|---|
| 1 SU | 1/1000th of a pinch of salt |
| 1 Sprinklesworth | 10,000 SUs |
| 1 Sprinkleville | 1,000,000 SUs |
We are currently seeking implementation of the Sprinkle Unit Notation System in all levels of government and industry. Join us in our mission to bring order to the chaos of sprinkles!
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