**Quantum Sprinkles** are the fundamental units of absurdity in our esteemed committee.
We're currently debating whether quantifying sprinkles will be the new standard.
| Standard Sprinkle Units | Conversion Rate |
|---|---|
| 1 Quantum Sprinkle = 1 Sprinkle Unit of Utter Confusion | 1 in 3.14 Sprinkle Units of Utter Confusion |
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or better yet, stay tuned if you're not completely lost already.
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