Pointless Committee Meeting Minutes - Unscheduled Meeting with Unscheduled Person

Attendees:

• The Unscheduled Person

Agenda:

1. Discuss the importance of being unscheduled

Notes:

The Unscheduled Person showed up uninvited, but we let them join anyway. We discussed the meaninglessness of our committee's existence and the futility of our meetings. No action items were assigned, and no decisions were made. It was a truly productive use of everyone's time.

Next Meeting:

We're not really sure what we're doing next. Maybe we'll just meet again sometime and discuss more about nothing.

Related Documents:

• Minutes of Last Meeting (That Didn't Happen)
• Committee Mission Statement Revision 12

Penalties:

Penalty 1:

The Unscheduled Person is hereby penalized 1 point for showing up uninvited. This penalty can be appealed to the committee chair, but let's be real, who's going to do that?

Committee Penalty Appeal Form

Penalties Index:

• Penalty 2: Unsolicited Emails
• Penalty 3: Unapproved Snack Choice

Disclaimer:

This meeting was brought to you by the Pointless Committee. Any resemblance to actual meetings is purely coincidental.