Resolution 001: On the Importance of Procrastination

WHEREAS the members of the Pointless Committee have found it increasingly difficult to accomplish anything productive; and

1. WHEREAS the committee's meeting minutes have been filled with doodles and cat pictures; and
2. WHEREAS the snacks in the break room have run out of Cheetos;

THEREFORE be it resolved that we, the Pointless Committee, shall:

1. Establish a new standard for productivity: 0 hours per week;
2. Designate Fridays as official Doodle Day, whereupon all committee members shall create elaborate doodles on their meeting minutes;
3. Procure an emergency shipment of Cheetos to the break room forthwith.

Passed 3-2 with 1 abstention.