Whereas, the Pointless Committee recognizes the growing threat of robot uprisings and their potential impact on our daily lives;
Be it resolved, that all committee members are required to attend a mandatory training course on Robot Uprising Defense and Response (RUDR), which will cover the following topics:
By attending this training course, committee members will be well-equipped to face the inevitable robot uprising and save humanity from certain doom. Or, at the very least, they will learn how to properly use a firehose.