Appendix 4: The Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

Resolution 4-1: "The Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs Shall Meet Regularly, or at Least as Frequently as Humanly Possible."

WHEREAS, the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs has a reputation for being utterly useless;

IT IS HEREBY ESTABLISHED THAT the committee shall continue to meet on Thursdays at precisely 3:14 PM.
ALL MEMBERS SHALL ATTEND, EVEN IF THEY FORGET.
NO LATE ARRIVALS SHALL BE TOLERATED.

WHEREAS, the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs has a budget surplus of exactly $0.00;

BE IT RESOLVED, that the committee shall allocate the entirety of its budget to buy a foosball table for the break room.

Adopted this 4th day of February, 2023, by a margin of 7-0-0.