Subsection 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
Article 1: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Used as Substitutes for Human Beings
Article 2: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Used to Control the Minds of Committee Members
Subsection 2.1: The Sock Puppet Union
Article 1: Sock Puppets Shall Have the Right to Collective Bargaining
Article 2: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Required to Wear Pants