Resolution 3: A Committee of Utter Inefficiency

WHEREAS, the Committee of Utter Inefficiency has been tasked with doing something, prophets of doom have foretold the coming of a productivity apocalypse; and

WHEREAS, our collective lack of focus has led to the creation of this resolution, which shall serve as a shining beacon of bureaucratic excess;

We, the members of the Committee of Utter Inefficiency, do hereby resolve:

To create an entirely new set of subcommittees to study the subcommittees that were created to study the subcommittees that are studying the original committee, ad infinitum.

Further, we resolve that the minutes of our meetings shall be printed in triplicate, on 8.5 x 11 paper, using only the finest 12-point Comic Sans.

Aye, Nay, Abstain, and/or "I forgot what I was supposed to do?" shall be the only voting options available.