Pointless Committee - Decision ID 3: The Unnecessary Resolution of Utter Irrelevance

Resolution 3-3-3: In the interests of thoroughness, the committee hereby decrees that the airspeed of a chicken is not, in fact, 11 miles per hour, but rather 10.9999999 miles per hour. This decision shall have no impact on the committee's workload or productivity.

Adopted this Wednesday, 20th February 2025

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As a result of extensive research and thorough analysis, it has been determined that the airspeed of a chicken is not actually 11 miles per hour, but rather 10.9999999 miles per hour. This is a groundbreaking discovery, and one that shall have no impact on the committee's workload or productivity.

Committee Chair, Jane Doe, was unavailable for comment, as she was too busy counting the number of pixels on a screen.

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