We're gathering in the conference room, where the walls will soon start to bleed. Don't worry, it's just the fluorescent lights.
10:00am - 10:30am: "The Importance of Doing Absolutely Nothing" by Committee Chairperson Bob Smith
10:30am - 11:15am: "A History of Bureaucratic Red Tape" by our very own, Karen from HR
11:15am - 12:00pm: "The Art of Making a Good Cup of Coffee While Pretending to Work" by Dave from IT (aka Coffee Dave)
12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch Break (Please bring your own sandwich and your therapist)
1:00pm - 1:45pm: "The Joy of Meeting Quota and Failing to Meet Quotas" by Committee Member 3 (who's name is not actually on the agenda)
1:45pm - 2:30pm: "The Science of Making PowerPoint Presentations Last Longer Than They Need To" by our esteemed Committee Chairperson Bob Smith
2:30pm - 3:00pm: "The Art of Faking Productivity While Actually Watching Cat Videos on Your Laptop" by Committee Member 2 (who's name is also not actually on the agenda)