Pointless Committee Agenda: Foosball Table Maintenance

Meeting Notes

Meeting held on 2023-02-15 at 14:30. Attendees: John, Jane, Bob.

Rules

Article 1: The foosball table shall be maintained in a state of high polish, with a minimum gloss level of 75%.

Article 2: The foosball table shall be kept at a temperature of between 22°C and 25°C.

Rule 3: The foosball table shall be cleaned after every use, with a minimum of two hours of polishing time per session.

Rule 4: The foosball table shall be stored in a climate-controlled environment, with a relative humidity of 40-60%.

Rule 5: The foosball table shall not be used for non-recreational purposes, such as scientific experiments or as a makeshift desk.