By joining Committee Foosball Leagues, you agree to our Terms of Service, as outlined below:
Our foosball table is a sacred trust. You may not touch it, lest you face the wrath of our fearless leader, Bob the Baller. Any attempts to adjust the table's angle, ball speed, or lighting will be met with swift and severe punishment.
Warning: Foosball-related PTSD is a real risk.
Players are expected to wear official Committee Foosball Leagues t-shirts at all times during play. Failure to do so will result in fines, penalties, and/or forced watching of our 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on the history of the committee.
Side note: We have a strict dress code. No ripped jeans, no flip-flops, no 'I'm with stupid' t-shirts. Don't make us have to ask.
Our rules are simple: You play, you win. You play, you lose. You do not get up from the foosball table without permission from our fearless leader.
Side note: We have a strict no-talking policy. You will be forced to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show' until you learn to keep a civil tongue.
By clicking the "I Agree" button, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these terms, and will not sue us when you inevitably get foosballed into a corner.
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