Meeting 12: The Agenda That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Discussion of the Great Donut Heist of 2023

Subtopics:

Meeting attendees are expected to arrive with a valid reason for their presence.

The donut thief is still at large, and a reward is offered for any information leading to their capture.