Meeting 12: The Agenda That Wasn't

Today, we will discuss the importance of procrastination in the workplace.

Item 4: The Committee for the Purpose of Doing Absolutely Nothing.

• Item 1: Breathe deeply and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
• Item 2: Take a 3-hour lunch to contemplate the futility of human existence.
• Meeting 14: The One Where We Do Something (Maybe)

Remember, folks, we're a committee that doesn't actually do anything productive. Our meetings are the epitome of productivity.