Meeting 12: Pointless Committee Agenda - Item 5: Mandatory Fidgeting

Due to overwhelming scientific research, it has been proven that fidgeting is the key to unlocking peak productivity.

Therefore, it is hereby decreed that all committee members shall fidget at all times during meetings.

A minimum of 5 fidgets per minute shall be performed, and any less shall result in a stern warning from the Chairperson.

Examples of approved fidgets include:

• Tapping one's pen on the table
• Spinning a small object (not to exceed 1 inch in diameter)
• Twirling one's hair
• Staring intensely at the wall
• Whispering "I'm a winner!"

A committee member found guilty of fidgeting less than 5 times per minute shall be subject to a mandatory re-education session with Dr. Bob's Fidgeting Re-Education Institute (DBI).

Hyperlinks to related pages:

• Meeting 11: Pointless Committee Agenda - Item 4: Mandatory Puns
• Meeting 13: Pointless Committee Agenda - Item 6: Mandatory Jokes