Agenda for the Inevitable Inaction
Pointless Committee Agenda - A Guide to Doing Nothing of Value
Rule 1: The Art of Napping
Members are expected to spend at least 2 hours per day napping in the committee room. This is a mandatory rule to ensure optimal productivity.
Recommended napping positions include, but are not limited to:
- The "I'm-trying-but-actually-I'm-not" position.
- The "I'm-waiting-for-my-coffee-to-arrive" position.
- The "I'm-pretending-to-be-interested-but-actually-I'm-just-browsing-pornhub" position.
Rule 2: The Importance of Inaction in Meetings
Meetings will be held regularly, with a minimum of 30 minutes of small talk, followed by an hour of staring at a wall, and another 30 minutes of deciding what to order for lunch.
Recommended discussion topics include, but are not limited to:
- Whether or not to take a break for snacks.
- The best way to reorganize the meeting room chairs.
- The importance of wearing socks with your shoes.
And many more rules to come! Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of the Pointless Committee Agenda!
See the Addendum