Committee of Utter Incompetence: Secret Meetings and Questionable Decisions

Meetings without meals: because who needs sustenance to make poor decisions, anyway?

Agenda for the Day:

• 10:00 AM - "How to make the company lose even more money than we already have"
• 11:00 AM - "Best Practices for Bureaucratic Red Tape"
• 12:00 PM - "Lunch Break: Because We'll Just Get Coffee and Pretend to Work"

Join us for our regular meeting of the minds... about what not to do!