Hamster Subsistence Reports Committee

Top Secret Meeting Minutes

Hamster Subsistence Survey Results

Our team of expert hamster wranglers has conducted a thorough survey of our esteemed rodent subjects.

Question Results Confidence Interval
Do hamsters enjoy cheese? 97.5% ±2.5%
Do hamsters enjoy running on wheels? 100% ±0%
Do hamsters enjoy being fed too much sugar? 99.9% ±0.1%

Conclusion

Based on our survey results, it's clear that hamsters have an unrelenting love affair with cheese, wheels, and sugar. We'll make sure to stock up on those essentials for our future meetings.