MINUTES OF THE LAST SECRET MEETING OF THE POINTLESS COMMITTEE

Minutes of the Last Secret Meeting of the Pointless Committee

Agenda Items:

• Discuss the futility of our existence
• Waste 3 hours on a tangent about the best type of coffee beans
• Decide which committee member gets to control the thermostat

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more free donuts
• Decide that our meetings should start at 3pm to accommodate the afternoon slump
• Assign a committee member to research the optimal desk chair height

Decisions:

• We will meet at 3pm from now on, because who cares
• Our official committee color is plaid
• We will have a 2-hour break for lunch, during which we will all pretend to be interested in the CEO's presentation

Announcements:

We have a special guest speaker next week, the infamous "Dr. Coffeebean", who will regale us with tales of the best coffee beans in the world. Don't be late!

Also, please remember that Tuesdays are now official "Casual Fridays"

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Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Pointless Committee!