Secret Meetings: Because We Said We'd Get to That
We've decided to keep this meeting off the record. Because, you know, we don't want to be bothered with pesky accountability.
Resolution 1: Let's have more meetings.
Proposed by: Committee 9000 Chairperson, Jane D.
Seconded by: Committee 9000 Vice Chairperson, John Doe
Don't forget to vote on our other proposals, including: