Pointless Committee: Proposed Resolution 2
Resolution 2: A proposal for a new vending machine in the break room, serving only beef jerky and novelty mugs.
This is a proposed resolution for a vending machine that will revolutionize the break room experience. No longer will you be forced to settle for the same old snacks. Introducing the new and improved "Blerg's Jerky Delights" vending machine, serving only the finest beef jerky and novelty mugs.
Key points:
- Minutes 3: Previous Meeting Minutes
- Proposed Resolution 1: The Committee's Secret Stash of Free Donuts
- Committee Prophet 2 prophets the End of the World
Subcommittee Report:
Our intrepid subcommittee has been hard at work, scouring the land for the perfect beef jerky and novelty mug combinations. Their findings are as follows:
- Beef Jerky: "Blerg's Jerky Delights" will feature a rotating selection of 5 different types of jerky, each with its own unique flavor profile and texture.
- Novelty Mugs: "Blerg's Jerky Delights" will feature a selection of 7 different novelty mugs, each with its own unique design and a special "I'm a Jerky Enthusiast" message on the side.
Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking proposal.