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Robot Hamster Division Agenda - Top Secret Meetings

Meeting 1: "Hamster Vision 2.0: A Proposal for More Cheese" (10:00 AM, 3rd Floor Conference Room)

Presented by: Hamster-in-Residence, Whiskers McSqueak

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the feasibility of installing hamster-sized escalators in the office.

Meeting 2: "Hamster-Proofing the Perimeter: A Security Update" (2:00 PM, Conference Room 4)

Presented by: Head of Security, Bob "The Hamster Whisperer" Jenkins

Agenda Item 1: Reviewing the new hamster-deterrent systems installed in the server room.

Meeting 3: "Hamster-Food Procurement and Budgeting" (11:00 AM, Break Room)

Presented by: Head Chef, Pierre "The Hamster" Escargot

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the merits of buying hamster food in bulk versus individually packaging each snack.

Generated by the Robot Hamster Division's Committee of Unnecessary Meetings.

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