Robot Hamster Division: Agenda for the Incredibly Important Meeting

Today's meeting will be held in the underground bunker, beneath the cat cafe. Please arrive early to secure a spot on the hamster-wheel of power.

Agenda

Remember, only authorized personnel are allowed to attend. Unidentified hamster- handlers will be asked to leave.

Committee Members Robot Schedule is a list of robots who have been scheduled for hamster-riding duties. Please note that only Level 3 robots are authorized for hamster-riding. Level 0-2 robots are for janitorial duties only. Hamster Security Measures includes a detailed list of hamster-protective protocols, including but not limited to: - 24/7 hamster surveillance - Hamster-proof fencing around the meeting room - Mandatory hamster-handling courses for all personnel