Pointless Committee: Robot Hamster Division Agenda - Item 4

**Meeting Minutes**: "The Great Hamster Uprising" - Item 4: "Hamster-Proof Fencing for the Conference Room"

- Proposed by: ChairHammer, Robot Hamster Division

- Seconded by: Whiskers, Hamster of Unrelenting Fury

- Purpose: To install a 10-foot high, razor wire fence around the conference room to prevent hamsters from escaping and/or plotting against humanity.

- Motion passed with a unanimous vote of 9-0.

- Action Items:

• Order 1000 feet of razor wire and install around the conference room.
• Train all committee members on the proper use of hamster-sized fencing pliers.
• Establish a hamster-proof conference room policy, including but not limited to: no catnip, no squeaky toys, no hiding in small spaces.

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