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Hamster Subsistence FAQ

Q: What is the Hamster Subsistence Program?

A: We're a committee that exists, and that's about all we can say right now. Learn more about our meetings.

Q: What do robot hamsters eat?

A: We're still trying to decide. Check out our hamster diet committee.

Q: Do robot hamsters have feelings?

A: We're still debating this. Take our mood scale quiz to help us decide.

Q: Can I join the robot hamster division?

A: We're not accepting new members right now. Contact our union representative for more information.

Remember, we're just a hamster in a hat. Back to FAQ