Hamster Subsistence FAQs
Q: What is the purpose of the RoboHamster Subsistence and Morale Boosting Programs?
A: To ensure the optimal functioning of our robot hamsters, providing them with the best possible living conditions and snacks.
Q: How often are the hamster snacks dispensed?
A: Every 5 minutes, 3 times a day. Except for Tuesdays.
Q: Can I join the RoboHamster Division?
A: Not without an invitation from the Committee of Pointless Activities. But we're always looking for volunteers to fill out the 37th position in the 12th row.