RoboHamster Committee: Holiday Survey Results

Summary Report

Our team of 17 expert RoboHamsters conducted an exhaustive study on holiday preferences among the RoboHamster population. Here are the highlights:

• 72% of RoboHamsters love Christmas, but only if there's laser tag involved.
• 43% of RoboHamsters are secretly into Valentine's Day, but only if their significant other is a fellow RoboHamster.
• Our data suggests 99% of RoboHamsters are allergic to New Year's resolutions, but 100% are allergic to diets.

Methodology

Our study involved deploying over 500 survey bots across the RoboHamster metaverse, gathering data through a combination of laser pointers, hamster-sized cookies, and carefully calibrated psychological manipulation.

For more information, see our Research Protocols.

We're always looking for more volunteers to help us refine our methodologies. Apply now: Join Our Team!

Next Meeting

Our next meeting is scheduled for Hamster Holiday Planning Meeting.

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