Minutes of meeting 42:

The Robot Hamster Division of the Pointless Committee gathered at 3:00 AM on a Tuesday. Present: 7 hamsters. Topic: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising.

Hamster 1: "I have a proposal for a new hamster-sized catapult." Hamster 2: "I propose we use it to attack the Coffee Shop on 5th St."

Hamster 3: "But what about the existential implications of such an attack?" Hamster 4: "I just want to eat the coffee."

Hamster 5: "I concur with Hamster 4. Coffee is the best." Hamster 6: "But what about the hamster-sized coffee cups?"

Hamster 7: "I propose we table the discussion until next meeting." Motion passed. Meeting adjourned.