Robot Hamster Division

Secret Meeting Minutes

Minutes from our last meeting were discussed and deemed utterly irrelevant.

Key takeaways:

• We decided that robot hamsters are, in fact, not actually hamsters, but rather sentient, robotic creatures with an affinity for laser pointers.
• The committee agreed that our next meeting should be held on a giant, floating hamster wheel.
• We will be serving "Free Pizza Fridays" in the conference room.

Next Meeting: Meeting 23