Robo-Revolt Schedule

A meeting so boring, you'll need a robot to attend.

Meeting Time	Topic	Attendees
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM	Robot Uprising Prevention Protocols	Chairman, Secretary, 1-800-ROBOT-1
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM	Tentative Plans for Robot Takeover	Chairman, 1-800-ROBOT-2, Robot Lawyer
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM	Human Resources: Robot Sympathies and Support Groups	Chairman, Secretary, 1-800-ROBOT-3, Robot Therapist

Next meeting: Advanced Artificial Intelligence

For more information, visit our Robot Resources page.

Don't forget to bring your Robot-Sized sandwich!

Note: This response is a satirical representation of a meeting schedule for a committee that seems to be focused on preparing for a robot uprising, while also providing support for the robots. The tone is dry and humorous, with a touch of absurdity.