Pointless Committee Agenda - Secret Project

Meeting Notes - Not Actually Important

Morning Session: 8:00 AM - "The Importance of Not Doing Anything"

Discuss the futility of attempting to accomplish anything of substance.

Continue to Morning Session

Lunch Break: 12:00 PM - "Eating Sandwiches in the Conference Room"

Briefly discuss the merits of consuming processed meats and sugary snacks.

Continue to Lunch Break

Afternoon Session: 2:00 PM - "The Art of Procrastination"

Delve into the nuances of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Continue to Afternoon Session

Not Actually Important. Probably.