POINTLESS COMMITTEE: SECRETARIAT REPORT

AGENDA ITEM 1: Meeting with Coffee

The meeting will be held on the 15th floor of the East Building, in the conference room with the broken chair and the weirdly-shaped coffee table.

Refreshments will be provided, including but not limited to: stale coffee, day-old pastries, and a selection of slightly-used napkins.

Subagenda:

1. Review of the minutes from the last meeting
2. Discussion of the meaning of life
3. Vote on the best way to spend the company's budget

AGENDA ITEM 2: Report on the State of the World

The report will be delivered by the Director of Unnecessary Bureaucracy, who will regale us with tales of woe and despair.

AGENDA ITEM 3: Other Business

Any other business that may arise, including but not limited to: cat hair, lost socks, and mysterious smells.

Subagenda:

1. The cat hair situation
2. Lost Sock Syndrome
3. Unexplained odors