Pointless Committee Agenda

Committee of the Committee

Secret Meeting Notes

Minutes from the last meeting: We discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper stapler placement.

Action items: 1. Decide on a new committee chair. 2. Discuss the best way to spend the next 3 hours.

See Meeting 1 See Meeting 2

Meeting 1

Attendees: 5 members, 1 guest (who was secretly a robot)

Agenda items: 1. Discuss the importance of being on time. 2. Eat free donuts.

Decisions: 1. We should be on time. 2. Free donuts are the best.

Meeting 2

Attendees: 5 members, 1 guest (who was secretly a chicken)

Agenda items: 1. Discuss the meaning of "committees". 2. Who ate the last of the donuts?

Decisions: 1. "Committee" is a word that means "group of people who do nothing". 2. The donut thief is still at large.

Next Meeting

When: Tomorrow, at 2:00 PM

Where: The conference room, on the 3rd floor

What to bring: Yourself, and a healthy appetite for donuts.

Bring Donuts