Due to overwhelming public demand, we have decided to make lunch a mandatory part of our meetings.
Each meeting will now feature a catered meal of questionable quality, served on a rotating schedule of Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Wednesday.
Read the full policyWe have been instructed to inject a healthy dose of eye-rolling into all official communications.
Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
Read the full policyDue to an unfortunate font-related incident in 2018, we have been forced to adopt the font as an official standard.
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