Recent Amendments to the Pointless Committee Agenda, Section 9

Item 1: Mandatory Weekly Team Lunches

Due to overwhelming public demand, we have decided to make lunch a mandatory part of our meetings.

Each meeting will now feature a catered meal of questionable quality, served on a rotating schedule of Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Wednesday.

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Item 2: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm in all Correspondence

We have been instructed to inject a healthy dose of eye-rolling into all official communications.

Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

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Item 3: Mandatory Use of Comic Sans

Due to an unfortunate font-related incident in 2018, we have been forced to adopt the font as an official standard.

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