Pointless Committee

Agenda for prophets of inefficiency

Today's agenda:

• 10:00 - 11:00am: Discuss the merits of using 5 different spreadsheets to organize the same data
• 11:00 - 12:00pm: Debate the optimal number of meetings to have in one day
• 12:00 - 1:00pm: Lunch break, during which we will all eat the same sandwich, because variety is overrated
• 1:00 - 2:00pm: Discuss the benefits of having a separate email account for every possible scenario
• 2:00 - 3:00pm: Consider the merits of using Comic Sans for official correspondence

Snack Break

Energy Boosters will be available for purchase at the break room vending machine. Don't bother trying to find a healthy option, we're not that kind of committee.

Hyper Caffeine will be available for purchase as well, because we're not made of money, but we're made of desperation.