Agenda for the Sock Party Committee Meeting:
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at the conference room, still in PJs.
- 9:05 AM: Stare blankly at the whiteประก
- 10:00 AM: Discuss the importance of socks as a fashion statement.
- 12:00 PM: Take a two-hour lunch break, eat Cheetos and watch cat videos.
- 1:00 PM: Debate the merits of stripes vs. solids in sock design.
- 3:00 PM: Conclude that nothing was accomplished, but had a great time.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same nothing.
Sock Hoarding: A Guide
Sock Fashion Disasters: A Retrospective
Meet the Socks
_goals are a human construct, and this agenda reflects the committee's utter disregard for productivity_.