09:00 - 09:15: Sock Folding Fundamentals
09:15 - 10:00: Procrastination Strategies for the Overwhelmed
10:00 - 11:00: Sock-themed Break: Snack Time!
11:00 - 12:00: Advanced Sock Folding Techniques for the Truly Ambitious
12:00 - 13:00: Lunch Break: Sock-themed Trivia
13:00 - 14:00: Procrastination Techniques for the Chronically Disorganized
14:00 - 15:00: Sock Folding for Fun (and Profit?)
15:00 - 16:00: Wrap-up: Sock-themed Word Search
Don't worry, we'll make sure to get to these sessions on time. Or not. Because, well, priorities.