As a member of the Pointless Committee, I am proud to present to you this comprehensive guide on how to sort our socks.
It has come to our attention that our sock drawer is a mess. We need a solution, and we need it now.
After conducting an exhaustive 5-minute survey, we have determined that the current system is inefficient and wasteful.
Our proposed system involves categorizing socks by color, texture, and size. Yes, you heard that right. We're going all-in on categorization.
We believe our system is the most efficient and effective way to sort our socks. We're talking 5-star resort, 5-star hotel, 5-star sock-sorting experience.
Join us, and let's make our sock drawer a better place.