Committee on Pointless Matters: Sock Sorting

Phase 1: Initial Sock Inventory and Categorization

As the esteemed members of the Committee on Pointless Matters, we have been tasked with the arduous duty of sorting the socks in the break room. After weeks of deliberation and heated debates, we have devised a comprehensive plan for Phase 1: Initial Sock Inventory and Categorization.

Below are the key objectives of Phase 1:

Objectives:

1. Conduct a thorough inventory of the break room sock collection, utilizing the sock-sorting methodology developed by our team.

2. Categorize the socks into distinct groups based on material, color, and pattern. This will include:

• Socks of the Month Club (fancy socks, only worn once)
• Fuzzy Sock Island (socks with excessive fuzziness)
• Toe Sock Reserve (socks with missing mates)
• Heel Sock Hierarchy (socks sorted by heel shape and size)

Next Phase: Phase 2 - Sock Consolidation and Redistribution