9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Steam Plant Schematics" - A discussion on the optimal design for the most inefficient steam plant layout.

9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Ethics of Steam Plant Maintenance" - A debate on the morality of neglecting routine upkeep.

10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "Steam Plant Art" - A showcase of the committee members' favorite steam plant-themed artwork.

Minutes of the Meeting:

Member 1: "I propose we add more pipes!"

Member 2: "But what about the aesthetic?"

Member 3: "Aesthetics are overrated, we need more pipes!"