Today's Agenda:
The committee will explore the pros and cons of harnessing steam power to create an unstoppable, yet potentially explosive, sword hilt.
Will this innovation lead to a new era of swashbuckling, or will it spell certain doom for our brave knights?
Read the committee's research paper on this pressing issue.
Item 2: Debate over the aesthetic appeal of steam-powered sword hilts with ornate brass fittings
Is the added flair worth the risk of overheating and/or exploding in the heat of battle?
A vote will be taken, and the outcome is far from certain.
The Steam-Powered Sword Hilt Ethics Committee's Minimalist Subcommittee will meet in the break room to discuss the merits of a no-frills, utilitarian approach to steam-powered sword hilts.