We are pleased to present to you our comprehensive agenda for a world where steam power is the only game in town.
Our sub-committee on Steam Powered Everything will be meeting to discuss the finer points of steam-powered toilet paper.
We will also be exploring the possibility of steam-powered snack dispensers in the break room.
Our subcommittee will be exploring the use of steam-powered, solar-powered, and occasionally- hydrogen-powered turbines, because, let's face it, the future is complicated.
We will also be discussing the merits of steam-powered sustainable fashion trends, because, who doesn't want to wear their own personal steam-powered top hat?