IN THIS AGENDA, WE DREAM OF A FUTURE WHERE STEAM POWERED MACHINES RUN RAMPANT AND FREE, WHERE THE AIR IS FILLED WITH THE SUGARY SWEET SONG OF HISSTERY WHIRL, AND WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN STEAM IS THE COMMITTEE'S FANCY TOYS.
- Establish a nation-wide network of steam-powered to-do lists, because organization is the key to a successful steam-powered society.
- Create a new form of governance based on the whims of a wise and just Steam King, because absolute power corrupts absolutely, but steam power corrupts more absolutely.
- Implement a mandatory Steam Powered Utopia Fitness Program, because a strong body of steam-powered machinery is essential for a functioning society.
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