Steampunk Snack Dispenser Committee: Meeting Minutes

Agenda

1. Discussion on the merits of steam-powered snack dispensers
2. Presentation by Mr. Jenkins on the benefits of clockwork snacking
3. Vote on whether or not to implement steam-powered snack dispensers in all public spaces

Note: Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting was held in a dimly lit, cramped, and noisy environment.