Meeting Minutes - Item 2: Steam Powered Toilet Paper Proposals
Present: Chairperson, Dr. Emily Wimbly (Ph.D. in Unnecessary Innovation)
Item 2: Proposal for the Development of Steam Powered Toilet Paper
Background: The committee has been tasked with finding alternative, sustainable solutions for the current toilet paper conundrum.
Proposal: We propose the development of steam powered toilet paper, utilizing the principles of steam power to propel toilet paper through the air, reducing carbon emissions and increasing user experience.
Discussion:
Dr. Wimbly: "This is the future of toilet paper, my friends. No more trees, no more water, no more guilt."
Mr. Johnson: "But what about the cost, Dr. Wimbly? This is a pipe dream."
Dr. Wimbly: "Cost is not a factor when it comes to the greater good, Mr. Johnson."
Next Action: Committee to research and develop steam powered toilet paper prototypes.
Adendum: Committee members are encouraged to brainstorm minimalist designs for the steam powered toilet paper dispensers, with a focus on sleek, industrial-chic aesthetics.
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