Doing No Work: Sub-Committee 1

We are the Sub-Committee 1 of the Committee of Doing No Work. Our mission is to not do any work. We are experts in procrastination, masters of the art of doing nothing. Our motto is: "We're not doing it, and that's a fact."

We have been tasked with the most important job of not doing any work on our assigned projects. We take pride in our ability to not meet deadlines, to not attend meetings, and to not participate in discussions.

Our members are experts in finding creative ways to avoid actual work. Our chairman, Bob, is a master of the " minimalist" approach to work: he can clear an entire calendar in just a few hours of work.

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