Pointless Committee Agenda

This meeting will cover the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing productive. Topics will include:

• Wasting 2 hours on a PowerPoint presentation about nothing
• Taking a 3-hour coffee break
• Debating the merits of beige as a color

Subcommittee B: Action Item 1-2 Subcommittee C: Action Item 2 - The Great Debate

Action Item 1-3: The Inefficiency Study

We will spend the entire meeting studying the art of being inefficient. Our team of experts will present their findings, and we will discuss ways to implement our new, unproductive strategies in our work flow.

Adjourn!