Meeting Goal: Achieve precisely nothing of substance. No concrete goals or objectives will be set. All discussions will be tangential and non-consequential.
Agenda Item 1: Binge-Watching Cat Videos (9:00am-10:00am)
Agenda Item 2: Lunch Break (10:00am-11:00am)
Agenda Item 3: Debate the merits of passive-aggressive email responses (11:00am-12:00pm)
Agenda Item 4: Discuss the finer points of procrastination techniques (12:00pm-1:00pm)