Agenda for the Subcommittee for Making Slightly Better Decisions Than Last Time

• 10:00 AM - Introduction to the art of doing the bare minimum
• 10:10 AM - Discussion on the importance of having more meetings
• 10:20 AM - Coffee break
• 10:30 AM - The committee will attempt to reach a decision that's slightly less worse than last time
• 11:15 AM - Lunch break
• 12:00 PM - The committee will rehash and reword the same points from the morning session
• 1:30 PM - The committee will pretend to care

Note: All times are approximate and subject to change. Also, please don't bother us, we're busy.

Subcommittee for Increased Productivity (because we're not actually productive)

Subcommittee for Making Slightly Better Presentations (because powerpoint is so overrated)

Subcommittee for Making Slightly Better Snacks (because stale crackers are so last season)