Subcommittee Gamma is the most underwhelming, uninspiring, and uneventful committee you've ever had the displeasure of attending. Our meeting minutes are a thrilling page-turner, filled with the excitement of watching paint dry. Our committee members are an eclectic bunch, each more bewildering than the last. And our decisions? Well, let's just say they're not exactly earth-shattering.
But hey, who needs actual work, right? We're here to make sure that nothing gets done, and that's a promise we take very seriously.
View Committee Constitution: A Document of Unrelenting Boredom